June 30, 2003

Baby gap

I realized this weekend that if MB and I are not careful there could be a "Baby gap". This is exactly what the Nelson's want. If they are allowed to proliferate at the current rate they could quickly outnumber us 2 to 1. With this in mind we must launch project... What am I thinking? Instead I will just create a Doomsday devise. The Doomsday devise will be devised of white carpets, breakable decorations, and other small objects. It will provide a real and terrifying deterrent from further proliferation

Posted by Jeff at June 30, 2003 03:52 PM